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Zero F*cks Sugar Bowl, mature humor, funny novelty gift

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How many do you have left? This funny sugar bowl reads ZERO FUCKS. Handmade in my New Jersey studio in porcelain- kiln fired to over 1900 degrees- my design applied in lead free glazes. Safe to place in the dishwasher, made to be used and enjoyed...

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Lord of The Rings platter, Second Breakfast plate, Hobbit

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All Hobbits have six meals a day as laid out on this whimsical platter: Breakfast, Second Breakfast, Elevenses, Luncheon, Afternoon Tea, Dinner and Supper. Porcelain upcycled platter. This is glazed with all non toxic, lead free glazes and...

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Sugar and Spice Sugar Bowl

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This funny sugar bowl is the perfect addition to any kitchen. It reads: I'm Not Sugar and Spice & Everything Nice. I'm Sage & Hood & Wish a Mufuka Would. Features the phases of the moon. White porcelain, made in my New Jersey...

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Jesus Love you More heart dish, ring holder, trinket dish

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Jesus saying Love You More dish in the shape of a heart makes a great Easter gift. This small heart dish is the perfect place to keep rings or other trinkets while busy working. Created from stoneware clay and kiln fired numerous times...

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Purr Some Sugar - Cat Sugar Bowl

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Purr some sugar on me sugar bowl is a great gift for any cat lover- we're not kitten! White porcelain, made in my New Jersey studio- kiln fired to over 1900 degrees- my design applied in lead free glazes. Safe to place in the dishwasher, made to be used...

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Suspicious White Powder Sugar Bowl

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This funny sugar bowl is the perfect addition to any kitchen, and you can assure your guests that it is JUST SUGAR wink wink nudge nudge. Just sayin. White porcelain, made in my New Jersey studio- kiln fired to over 1900 degrees- my design...

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Kit-Tea-Cat Teapot, small ceramic cat teapot for cat lover

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Kit-tea-cat teapot makes a purrfect gift for a cat loving tea drinker! Back features additional images of a cat inside a teacup. The teapot holds 22 oz. and measures 8" x 5" and is 5 1/2" high. . Created from stoneware clay and lead free glazes,...

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Frankenstein and Bride porcelain teapot, Made for each other

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Frankenstein monster and the Bride of Frankenstein teapot. Back reads: Made for each other. This teapot is created from porcelain clay, kiln fired to over 1900 degrees. All lead free, non toxic, eco-friendly materials were used. This teapot...

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Copy of Tears Of My Enemies pitcher. creamer, funny novelty gift, on SALE

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You'll relish pouring from this small creamer that reads SECRET SAUCE. No one has to know what that is except you! Handmade from porcelain in my New Jersey studio- kiln fired to over 1900 degrees- my design applied in lead free glazes. Safe to...

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No Today Satan teapot, porcelain, Funny teapot

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Tea lovers will enjoy this unique teapot which wards off all evil spirits. There are few problems that a cuppa tea cannot solve! Handmade from porcelain clay featuring a vintage floral decal. This teapot is kiln fired to over 1900 degrees. All lead free,...

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Love You, Heart shaped dish, ring holder, trinket dish

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Love You dish in the shape of a heart features two hands making the universal sign for Love. Simple, modern and elegant this is the perfect gift for anyone you want to show appreciation to. Its a little token of thanks and love. This small...

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Dog Hair Salt and Pepper Set

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Dog Salt and Pepper set features a pawprint and the true statement that Everything Tastes Better with Dog Hair in it." A great gift for someone who knows and loves dogs. Created in my New Jersey studio from cast stoneware. Each shaker measures...

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Cat Hair Salt and Pepper Set

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Cat Salt and Pepper set features a cat and the true statement that Everything Tastes Better with Cat Hair in it." A great gift for someone who knows and loves cats. Created in my New Jersey studio from cast stoneware. Each shaker measures 2.5 inches high...

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Blue Willow Circle noodle bowl, ramen bowl, chopsticks

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The handmade ceramic noodle bowl features a vintage image of the Blue Willow china pattern and two reusable chopsticks. Great for ramen, pho, or take out. Created in my New Jersey studio from stoneware clay. Measures 5 x 4 and holds 20 ounces...

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Olive Me Loves Olive You, olive dish, olive oil dipping dish

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Olive Me Loves Olive You! I also love dipping a crusty bread into a tasty olive oil- and this little dish is the perfect place to pour that golden goodness. If you are not a fan of dipping this plate is also the perfect size to keep pits or olives...

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To Brie or Not To Brie platter, Cheese Plate, Hostess Gift, Theater Lover

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To Brie or Not To Brie platter - great way to serve Cheese with a side of Ham (let!) This is a handmade porcelain platter that has been kiln fired. Created using lead free glazes, safe to place in the dishwasher and microwave. Measures 13 x 9...

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Olive bowl, Olive You, serving piece

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Olive you! I also love olives! This unique serving piece is a great way to serve those juicy ovals of goodness, complete with places to put the pits. Created from porcelain it is kiln fired and safe to place in the dishwasher. Great...

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Bong Water pitcher. creamer, funny novelty gift, on SALE

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Everything plant based just tastes better! Enjoy pouring from this "Bong Water" pitcher. Handmade from porcelain in my New Jersey studio- kiln fired to over 1900 degrees- my design applied in lead free glazes. Safe to place in the...

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Your Mug Matters, Scientific, Funny gift, favorite mug, thank you gift

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It's not scientifically proven, but everyone knows it's true! This mug reads: I can't explain this with science but the cup you drink your coffee out of matters. Back Reads: Your favorite mug from your favorite person. With a bright red...

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Tears Of My Enemies pitcher. creamer, funny novelty gift, on SALE

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You'll relish pouring from this small creamer that reads TEARS OF MY ENEMIES. (Maniacal laughter not included). Handmade from porcelain in my New Jersey studio- kiln fired to over 1900 degrees- my design applied in lead free glazes. Safe to place...

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Dumbfkery Cereal Bowl, Funny Cereal Bowl, Mature language

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Start your day with this mantra: Let's Keep The Dumbfuckery To A Minimum Today! The salty language adds flavor to any of your favorite foods. Funny bowl was created in my New Jersey studio from earthenware clay kiln fired twice to over 1900 degrees. This...

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I Cereal-sly Love You, Funny cereal bowl

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I Cereal-sly Love You cereal bowl. Pour some sugar on the peeps you adore with the gift of this unusual bowl- they will think of you every morning! This is a handmade bowl that I created in my New Jersey studio from stoneware clay kiln fired twice...

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Let's Go Back To Bed, Funny cereal bowl

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Let's Go Back To bed funny cereal bowl. The wink is meant to indicate that it might not be about getting more sleep! Outside is decorated with X's and O's (hugs and kisses!) This is a handmade bowl that I created in my New Jersey studio from...

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Supper Man Plate, Funny plate, serving platter, gift for him, men cooking

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This plate reads SUPPER MAN Real Heroes Cook Dinner. Because it's a Marvel what men can do in the kitchen universe. I personally love a Man of Steak. This is a stoneware plate created with ceramic glazes and kiln fired at a high temperature. 100%...