Ceramic ashtray reads I don't smoke, don't drink, don't do drugs. I only have one small problem...I lie.  Makes a funny gift for any friend who is a  smoker. Or you could just lie and say you bought it for someone else and then keep it for yourself.  Handmade from stoneware clay and kiln fired, it is square in shape and measures 5.5 x 5.5 x 1 inches. Can be placed in the dishwasher. Ships individually gift boxed for ease of giving.