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The Big Hook Book pencil holder, decoupaged, vase, gift for reader

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Funny crochet gift. The Big Hook. This handmade ceramic container is shaped like a book with a vintage pulp novel cover that reads The Big Hook, Subtitled I Crochet So I Don't Shoot People. Use it to hold crochet hooks, pens and pencils, or as a...

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Shit is Fucked Book pencil holder, decoupaged, vase, planter, gift for reader

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Shit is Fucked. A Dystopian Future Sounds Like it Could Be Really Fun, But it Never is. Only the Cats Will Survive and they Will Probably Eat Us. This handmade ceramic container is shaped like a small book. Use it to hold pens and pencils on a desktop or...

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Pay Me Like a White Man Book pencil holder, decoupaged, vase, gift for reader, feminist

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Pay Me Like a White Man and Other True Stories of Gender Inequality. This handmade ceramic container is shaped like a small book. Use it to hold pens and pencils on a desktop or bedside table, or as a fillable container. It is water tight and can...

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Anxiety Gal Book Vase, Book pencil holder, decoupaged, vase, planter, gift for reader

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Anxiety Gal. She only worried about two things: The past and the future. Also, she found the present to be troubling. This handmade ceramic container is shaped like a small book. Use it to hold pens and pencils on a desktop or bedside table, or as a...

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Take My Soul Satan snarky book pencil holder, funny gift for co worker, decoupaged, vase

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This book shaped pencil holder or vase makes a funny office gift The vintage pulp novel parody reads Faced with Student Debt, No Health Insurance, and no paid Vacation, She had One Request: TAKE MY SOUL SATAN Bestow Upon Me The Dark Powers Needed to...

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Boys in Books are Better Book pencil holder, decoupaged, vase, gift for reader

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Funny gift for reader. Boys in Books are just Better. This handmade ceramic container is shaped like a book with a vintage pulp novel cover that reads She Lived to Read Past her Bedtime. Boys in Books are Just Better. A story of falling in love with...

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Drained, Dracula book pencil holder, decoupaged, vase, or planter, mature language

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Great gift for a lover of pulp novels and salty language. Features a faux cover that reads: DRAINED Because People Suck. Subtitled: A guide to staying positive when Life is a Pain in the Neck. Dracula holds a woman in his arms. Use it to hold...

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One More Chapter book vase, pencil holder, decoupaged, pulp novel parody

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Funny gift for reader. One More Chapter. She woke up Tired...But also Smarter. By Paige Turner. This handmade ceramic container is shaped like a book with a vintage pulp novel cover parody. Use it to hold pens and pencils on a desktop or bedside...

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Bitches Book Vase, pencil holder, decoupaged, planter, pulp novel parody

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Bitches Get Shit Done. This handmade ceramic container is shaped like a book with a vintage pulp novel cover featuring a buxom, CAPABLE woman and subtitled; It's a Beautiful Day to Smash the Patriarchy. Use it to hold pens and pencils on a desktop or...

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F You All Book Vase, pencil holder, decoupaged, planter, pulp novel parody

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Pulp Novel parody. Fuck You All, This World is Full of Dipshits and Assholes. Subtitled: How To Casually Judge Ignorant Motherfuckers. Great gift for a salty mouthed person who hates people. This handmade ceramic container is shaped like a book with a...

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Book Whore Book pencil holder, decoupaged, vase, gift for reader

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Funny gift for reader. Book Whore. This handmade ceramic container is shaped like a book with a vintage pulp novel cover that reads Driven By her reading Addiction, She was a Book Whore. Always willing to Spread Her Pages. Use it to hold pens and...

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Always Cold Book pencil holder, decoupaged, vase, gift for reader

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Funny gift for reader. Probably Hungry, Likely Sleepy, Always Cold. This handmade ceramic container is shaped like a book with a vintage pulp novel cover. Use it to hold pens and pencils on a desktop or bedside table, or as a fillable container. It...

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Fresh Out Of F's Book Vase pencil holder, decoupaged

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Pulp Novel parody. Fresh Out Of Fucks. Subtitled: Brains, Beauty and Badassery, She was the Motherfucking Trifecta. Great gift for a salty mouthed book lover. This handmade ceramic container is shaped like a book with a vintage pulp novel cover. Use it...

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Take no Shit, Give no F's Book pencil holder, decoupaged, vase

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Pulp Novel parody book vase. A Girls' Guide to Happiness. Take no Shit Give No Fucks. Subtitled Go Ahead and Underestimate her...That'll be Fun. By F. Roun Findout. Great gift for a salty mouthed book lover. This handmade ceramic container is...

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Eat the Rich Noodle Chopstick Bowl

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The handmade ceramic noodle bowl reads EAT THE RICH - great gift for the hungry activist or resistor! This bowl ships with a pair of reusable chopsticks as pictured. Created in my New Jersey studio from stoneware clay. Measures 5 x 4 and holds 20 ounces...

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Cat Paw yarn bowl, cat yarn bowl, crochet and knitting gifts

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Handmade ceramic yarn bowl reads; YARN GODDESS - and we all know how that deity likes to accept tributes! Glossy white with soft gold accents, Kiln fired. This yarn bowl measures 6.25 inches across by 3.5 inches tall and has a J yarn release...

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Eat the Rich Spoon rest, political gifts, anti-oligarchy

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Ceramic spoon rest reads "EAT THE RICH" and makes a great gift for anyone involved in the resistance. Fight the oligarchy with wooden and not silver spoons! Handmade ceramic spoon rest that I have created from stoneware clay kiln fired three...

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Last Words Spoon rest, funny gift Mother's Day, cooking

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Ceramic spoon rest reads "They Said I Couldn't Cook- Those Were Their Last Words" Funny gift for the cook in your house. Handmade ceramic spoon rest that I have created from stoneware clay kiln fired three times to over 1900 degrees.This spoon rest...

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Shmutz Spoon rest, hostess gift, Judaica, jewish home

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Ceramic spoon rest reads Shmutz, the Yiddish word for a dirt or mess. Handmade ceramic spoonrest that I have created from stoneware clay kiln fired three times to over 1900 degrees. This spoon rest is safe to place in both your dishwasher and...

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Stripper vase, Oval bud vase, 6 inches, funny gift

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Handmade porcelain bud vase featuring a stripper on a pole will make an exotic gift! Measures 6 inches high, oval shaped. Opening is 2 x 3. FLOWERS NOT INCLUDED- PHOTO PROP ONLY. Funny gift.

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Cowboy vase, Oval bud vase, 6 inches, funny gift

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Handmade porcelain bud vase features a cowboy doing his own version of watering the plants. Measures 6 inches high, oval shaped. Opening is 2 x 3. FLOWERS NOT INCLUDED- PHOTO PROP ONLY. Funny gift.

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Cat vase, Oval bud vase, 6 inches, Cat Mom or Cat Lover gift

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Handmade porcelain bud vase features a mischievous cat. Measures 6 inches high, oval shaped. Opening is 2 x 3. FLOWERS NOT INCLUDED- PHOTO PROP ONLY. Great gift for a Cat Mom or cat lover.

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Mom vase, Love you Mom oval bud vase, 6 inches, Mother's Day gift

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Handmade porcelain bud vase makes a wonderful Mother's Day gift. Reads love you mom. Measures 6 inches high, oval shaped. Opening is 2 x 3. FLOWERS NOT INCLUDED- PHOTO PROP ONLY. Great gift for Mom.

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I Crochet So I Don't Choke People Tote Bag

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This tote bag reads I Crochet so I Don't Choke People, Save a life...send yarn. Funny gift for someone who crochets - like giving them anger management classes in a warm and fuzzy way! Carry your craft books or other items in style in our canvas...