All Hobbits have six meals a day as laid out on this whimsical platter: Breakfast, Second Breakfast, Elevenses, Luncheon, Afternoon Tea, Dinner and Supper. Porcelain upcycled platter.  This is glazed with all non toxic, lead free glazes and...

To Brie or Not To Brie platter - great way to serve Cheese with a side of Ham (let!)  This is a handmade porcelain platter that has been kiln fired. Created using lead free glazes, safe to place in the dishwasher and microwave. Measures 13 x 9...

This plate reads SUPPER MAN  Real Heroes Cook Dinner. Because it's a Marvel what men can do in the kitchen universe. I personally love a Man of Steak. This is a stoneware plate created with ceramic glazes and kiln fired at a high temperature. 100%...

This plate reads Many have Eaten Here, Few Have Died. Fantastic addition to any table for those of us who are culinarily challenged. This is a stoneware plate created with ceramic glazes and kiln fired at a high temperature. 100% foodsafe- You can...

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This is how I Roll porcelain tray features one pot leaf and that saying. (But you can also use it to serve small bits of bread. ) Handmade and kiln fired to over 1900 degrees. This plate measures 8 x 5.25 inches and is rectangular in shape.

I Fucking Hate Cooking plate. Lots of people feel this way, but the ones who don't should invite us over for dinner. Handmade stoneware platter that can be used and enjoyed for any occasion. Great way to showcase your cheese plate or...

Jesus and Germs Soap Dish is made of stoneware with screened on text using lead free glazes and kiln firing to over 1900 degrees. It reads WASH YOUR HANDS AND SAY YOUR PRAYERS BECAUSE JESUS & GERMS ARE EVERYWHERE.  Measures 6.125 inches x 4.125...

 Every Jewish Holiday Summed Up platter- a whimsical and fun addition to any celebration or table. Great Passover item or housewarming gift. This is a handmade porcelain platter that has been kiln fired. Created using lead free glazes, safe to...

Send them off to college knowing they will never lose their stuff again.  (Well, we can hope.) This ceramic catchall is perfect for dorm keys, jewelry, or pocket flotsum and jetsam.  Also makes a great housewarming gift for an apartment dweller...

This plate reads THIS IS SO GOING ON INSTAGRAM. A funny gift for a chef or cook, or anyone who enjoys food porn! (The delicious looking macarons are NOT INCLUDED) This is a porcelain plate created with ceramic glazes and kiln fired at a high temperature...

This is a dish featuring the words PHONE? WALLET? KEYS? This plate measures 8 x 5.25 inches -- great funny gift, perfect for a desk or dresser: you'll never lose your stuff again! A great gift for a forgetful person....ummm what was I saying again? Also...

This handmade ceramic key plate or change dish reads: Crap that was in my pocket. This modern catchall will add a humorous touch to any dresser or entryway- great place to put your keys, spare change, glasses, phone, and general "stuff" that accumulates...