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Black Magic White Magic salt and pepper shakers, Celestial magical gifts

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Add more magic to your food with this set of white magic and black magic salt and pepper shakers. Created in my New Jersey studio from cast stoneware. Each shaker measures 2.5 inches high x 1 x 2 (rectangular in shape). Glazed a glossy, lead free...

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Magic Elixir small round teapot

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Enjoy your favorite brew in this Magic Elixir teapot. Back reads: Freaks like Me Drink Tea, Handmade from stoneware clay, this teapot holds 22 oz. and measures 8" x 5" and is 5 1/2" high. Created using lead free glazes, kiln fired. Safe...

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Lucky Cat Sushi dish, with chopsticks, set, gift for cat lover

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This sushi set features the iconic Lucky Cat image and ships with reusable chopsticks. Created from stoneware clay and lead free glazes- safe to place in the dishwasher and microwave. Measures 7 x 5 inches, Great gift for a cat lover who enjoys...

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Eau de Vie teapot, large porcelain teapot with florals

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Eau de Vie is French for Water of Life and we all know drinking tea is like breathing! Back reads: Drink Tea Be Happy. This teapot is created from porcelain clay, kiln fired to over 1900 degrees. All lead free, non toxic, eco-friendly materials...

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Zero F*cks Sugar Bowl, mature humor, funny novelty gift

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How many do you have left? This funny sugar bowl reads ZERO FUCKS. Handmade in my New Jersey studio in porcelain- kiln fired to over 1900 degrees- my design applied in lead free glazes. Safe to place in the dishwasher, made to be used and enjoyed...

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Lord of The Rings platter, Second Breakfast plate, Hobbit

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All Hobbits have six meals a day as laid out on this whimsical platter: Breakfast, Second Breakfast, Elevenses, Luncheon, Afternoon Tea, Dinner and Supper. Porcelain upcycled platter. This is glazed with all non toxic, lead free glazes and...

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Sugar and Spice Sugar Bowl

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This funny sugar bowl is the perfect addition to any kitchen. It reads: I'm Not Sugar and Spice & Everything Nice. I'm Sage & Hood & Wish a Mufuka Would. Features the phases of the moon. White porcelain, made in my New Jersey...

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Purr Some Sugar - Cat Sugar Bowl

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Purr some sugar on me sugar bowl is a great gift for any cat lover- we're not kitten! White porcelain, made in my New Jersey studio- kiln fired to over 1900 degrees- my design applied in lead free glazes. Safe to place in the dishwasher, made to be used...

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Suspicious White Powder Sugar Bowl

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This funny sugar bowl is the perfect addition to any kitchen, and you can assure your guests that it is JUST SUGAR wink wink nudge nudge. Just sayin. White porcelain, made in my New Jersey studio- kiln fired to over 1900 degrees- my design...

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Kit-Tea-Cat Teapot, small ceramic cat teapot for cat lover

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Kit-tea-cat teapot makes a purrfect gift for a cat loving tea drinker! Back features additional images of a cat inside a teacup. The teapot holds 22 oz. and measures 8" x 5" and is 5 1/2" high. . Created from stoneware clay and lead free glazes,...

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Frankenstein and Bride porcelain teapot, Made for each other

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Frankenstein monster and the Bride of Frankenstein teapot. Back reads: Made for each other. This teapot is created from porcelain clay, kiln fired to over 1900 degrees. All lead free, non toxic, eco-friendly materials were used. This teapot...

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Copy of Tears Of My Enemies pitcher. creamer, funny novelty gift, on SALE

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You'll relish pouring from this small creamer that reads SECRET SAUCE. No one has to know what that is except you! Handmade from porcelain in my New Jersey studio- kiln fired to over 1900 degrees- my design applied in lead free glazes. Safe to...

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Dog Hair Salt and Pepper Set

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Dog Salt and Pepper set features a pawprint and the true statement that Everything Tastes Better with Dog Hair in it." A great gift for someone who knows and loves dogs. Created in my New Jersey studio from cast stoneware. Each shaker measures...

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Cat Hair Salt and Pepper Set

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Cat Salt and Pepper set features a cat and the true statement that Everything Tastes Better with Cat Hair in it." A great gift for someone who knows and loves cats. Created in my New Jersey studio from cast stoneware. Each shaker measures 2.5 inches high...

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To Brie or Not To Brie platter, Cheese Plate, Hostess Gift, Theater Lover

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To Brie or Not To Brie platter - great way to serve Cheese with a side of Ham (let!) This is a handmade porcelain platter that has been kiln fired. Created using lead free glazes, safe to place in the dishwasher and microwave. Measures 13 x 9...

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Olive bowl, Olive You, serving piece

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Olive you! I also love olives! This unique serving piece is a great way to serve those juicy ovals of goodness, complete with places to put the pits. Created from porcelain it is kiln fired and safe to place in the dishwasher. Great...

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Tears Of My Enemies pitcher. creamer, funny novelty gift, on SALE

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You'll relish pouring from this small creamer that reads TEARS OF MY ENEMIES. (Maniacal laughter not included). Handmade from porcelain in my New Jersey studio- kiln fired to over 1900 degrees- my design applied in lead free glazes. Safe to place...

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Dumbfkery Cereal Bowl, Funny Cereal Bowl, Mature language

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Start your day with this mantra: Let's Keep The Dumbfuckery To A Minimum Today! The salty language adds flavor to any of your favorite foods. Funny bowl was created in my New Jersey studio from earthenware clay kiln fired twice to over 1900 degrees. This...

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I Cereal-sly Love You, Funny cereal bowl

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I Cereal-sly Love You cereal bowl. Pour some sugar on the peeps you adore with the gift of this unusual bowl- they will think of you every morning! This is a handmade bowl that I created in my New Jersey studio from stoneware clay kiln fired twice...

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Supper Man Plate, Funny plate, serving platter, gift for him, men cooking

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This plate reads SUPPER MAN Real Heroes Cook Dinner. Because it's a Marvel what men can do in the kitchen universe. I personally love a Man of Steak. This is a stoneware plate created with ceramic glazes and kiln fired at a high temperature. 100%...

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Many have Eaten Here Few have Died Plate

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This plate reads Many have Eaten Here, Few Have Died. Fantastic addition to any table for those of us who are culinarily challenged. This is a stoneware plate created with ceramic glazes and kiln fired at a high temperature. 100% foodsafe- You can...

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Star Trek Salt and Pepper Shaker Set

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Salt and Pepper shakers dare to go boldly to the Star Trek fandom. Featuring the fleet logo and a vulcan hand sign, this set is a great way to wish someone lives long and prospers. These handmade shakers are made from stoneware clay, kiln fired...

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Cocaine and Heroin Salt and Pepper Shaker Set

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One man's joke in bad taste is another man's tasty joke. Cocaine and Heroin salt and pepper shaker set. Each shaker measures 2.5 inches high x 2 x 1 (rectangular). One shaker has 3 holes, one has 2. Glazed a glossy, lead free white, kiln fired...

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Cocaine Sugar Bowl

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Talk about a sugar rush! This funny sugar bowl does not in any way imply that we approve of illegal drug use. On the other hand, if you are driving that train- we have the perfect item for your kitchen. Upcycled from vintage china in my New Jersey...