MATURE- I swear like a sailor people-- and this item features the "F" word in all its gloriousness. 

Do MERMAIDS complain in the Morning? NO. They're up early outswimming the sharks, being beachy, beautiful and badass, reminding everyone they're a fucking mermaid. 
Grab life by the tail with this mug that reminds you that girls just wanna have fins

Made from stoneware clay, this mug measures  4.5 x 4.875 x 3.4in and holds 15 oz. Created with all lead free, non toxic materials, safe to place in the dishwasher or microwave. Made to be used and enjoyed.