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Someone on the Internet Disagrees with Me Print

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This is an unframed print of my original artwork. It reads: SOMEONE ON THE INTERNET DISAGREES WITH ME. I WILL NEVER SLEEP AGAIN.  The image measures 8 x 10 and is printed onto paper that is 8.5 x 11. Printed on matte premium paper with archival...
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She Hated Washing Brushes Print

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This is an unframed print of my original artwork. It reads: SHE LOVED TO PAINT BUT HATED WASHING THE BRUSHES The image measures 8.5 x 11. Printed on matte premium photo paper with archival ink. Ships unframed. Each print comes packaged protectively in a...
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Sewing Machine Did the Work Print

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This is an unframed print of my original artwork. It reads: SHE GOT ALL THE CREDIT BUT THE MACHINE DID MOST OF THE WORK The image measures 8 x 10 and is printed onto paper that is 8.5 x 11 with a border. Printed on matte premium photo paper with archival...
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Never Too Old To Twirl Print

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This is an unframed print of my original artwork. It reads:Never Too Old To Twirl The image measures 8 x 8 and is printed onto paper that is 8.5 x 11 with a nice border which can be trimmed to 8 x 10 or 8 x 8. (zoom in on the second image to see how...
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Unicorn Believed in Her Print

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This is an unframed print of my original artwork. It reads: THE UNICORN BELIEVED IN HER The image measures 8 x 8  and is printed onto paper that is 8.5 x 11 Printed on matte premium photo paper with archival inks. Ships unframed. Each...
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Too Busy to Care Print

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This is an unframed print of my original artwork. It reads:   SHE WENT TO HAVE HER HAIR DONE TWICE A YEAR, BECAUSE THE REST OF THE TIME SHE WAS TOO BUSY TO CARE ABOUT BEING PRETTY  The image measures 8 x 10 and is printed onto paper that...
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They Called Her Beautiful Print

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This is an unframed print of my original artwork. It reads:  THEY CALLED HER "BEAUTIFUL" IT WAS A LAZY WAY TO DESCRIBE HER The image measures 8 x 8.5  and is printed onto paper that is 8.5 x 11. Printed on matte premium photo paper with...
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Self Cleaning Brushes Print

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This is an original unframed print of my original artwork. It reads: OH BRUSHES, IF ONLY YOU COULD LEARN TO CLEAN YOURSELF.  MUST I DO EVERYTHING AROUND HERE? The image measures 8 x 10  and is printed onto paper that is 8.5 x 11. Printed on...
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Rabid Social Conscience Print

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This is an unframed print of my original artwork. It reads:  SHE DIDN'T HAVE MANY FRIENDS IN HER SMALL TOWN BUT SHE WAS LOVED ON THE INTERNET FOR HER RABID SOCIAL CONSCIENCE The image measures 8 x 8  and is printed onto paper that is 8.5 x...
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Middle Age is Not as Glamorous Print

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This is an unframed print of my original artwork. It reads:MIDDLE AGE IS NOT A GLAMOROUS AS THE FEMINISTS SAID IT WOULD BEThe image measures 8 x 8 and is printed onto paper that is 8.5 x 11 with a nice border which can be trimmed to 8 x 10 or 8 x 8...
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Clowns Ruin Everything Print

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This is an unframed print of my original artwork. It reads: CLOWNS RUIN EVERYTHING The image measures 8 x 10 and is printed onto paper that is 8.5 x 11. Ships unframed. Printed on matte premium photo paper with archival ink. Each print comes packaged...
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Wake Up Print

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Wake Up Print. The kick in the rear everyone needs to get their day started This is an unframed print of my original artwork. It reads: WAKE UP YOU NEED TO MAKE MONEY The image measures 8 x 8  and is printed onto paper that is 8.5 x 11. Printed...
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Small Talk Print

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This is an unframed print of my original artwork. It reads: SHE LOATHED SMALL TALK IT WAS ALL SMALL TALK The image measures 8 x 8 and is printed onto paper that is 8.5 x 11. Printed on matte premium photo paper with archival inks. Ships unframed...
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Faith in Mankind Print

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Mankind Are Kind Men Print  This is a print of an original painting that I did on a basswood panel with acrylic paints. It reads: HER FAITH IN MANKIND WAS RESTORED BY HER GAY MALE FRIENDS WHO VALUED KINDNESS The image measures 7.5...
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Creativity Rainbow Print

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This is an unframed print of my original art work. It reads: WHEN THEY ASK ME HOW DID YOU GET TO BE SO CREATIVE I TELL THEM IT IS BECAUSE I ATE PASTE AS A CHILD. True Story. I remember the teacher used to dispense it on a brown paper towel with a small...
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Brazen Hussy Mug

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Brazen Hussy mug. Oxford dictionary defines Hussy as: "An impudent or immoral girl or woman." BE BOLD AND WITHOUT SHAME! Take the words that create a narrow POV of our sexuality and make them our own! Back features a kiss mark. Handmade stoneware mug is...
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Phone Wallet Key Plate

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This is a dish featuring the words PHONE? WALLET? KEYS? This plate measures 8 x 5.25 inches -- great funny gift, perfect for a desk or dresser: you'll never lose your stuff again! A great gift for a forgetful person....ummm what was I saying again? Also...
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Smarty Pants Mug

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Smarty Pants mug. Great gift for a teacher, graduate, or nerdy intellectual. Features text on the front and a brain image kiln fired onto a lead free interior glazed a soft grey....like matter. Created from stoneware in my New Jersey studio. Measures 4 x...
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Grateful Dead Salt and Pepper Shakers

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Grateful Dead salt and pepper shakers featuring a dancing bear and steal your face design.  Great gift for a Grateful Dead or Jerry Garcia fan-- add a little dead to the table! Created in my New Jersey studio from cast stoneware. Each shaker...
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Cat Eyeglass Tray - You're Spectacular

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This is a handmade ceramic eyeglass tray featuring a vintage cats eye glass design and the text "You're Spectacular."  This tray measures 6 x 4 and was created from stoneware clay, kiln fired.  Makes an excellent gift for a reader, teacher, or...
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Hand Heart Salt and Pepper Set

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This Salt and Pepper set features two hands making a heart. A great gift for someone you love and an affordable bridal shower gift or housewarming gift. Created in my New Jersey studio from cast stoneware. Each shaker measures 2.5 inches high x 1 x 2...
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The Cat Has Been Fed Mug

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This funny cat mug makes a great gift for any cat lover. It reads: The Cat has Been Fed, Don't Listen to its Bullshit. Fellow cat owners who have the type of kitty who is constantly hanging out by the bowl telling "tails" will totally relate with the...
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Mature Salt and Pepper Shakers - I F'n Hate Cooking

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Funny Salt and Pepper set reads I Fucking Hate cooking. Based on my real life preferences, which start with eating out, followed by ordering in. This is the perfect gift for anyone who is like me and just wants someone else to take care of dinner.  ...
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