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Unicorn Believed in Her Print

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This is an unframed print of my original artwork. It reads: THE UNICORN BELIEVED IN HER The image measures 8 x 8  and is printed onto paper that is 8.5 x 11 Printed on matte premium photo paper with archival inks. Ships unframed. Each...
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Too Busy to Care Print

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This is an unframed print of my original artwork. It reads:   SHE WENT TO HAVE HER HAIR DONE TWICE A YEAR, BECAUSE THE REST OF THE TIME SHE WAS TOO BUSY TO CARE ABOUT BEING PRETTY  The image measures 8 x 10 and is printed onto paper that...
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They Called Her Beautiful Print

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This is an unframed print of my original artwork. It reads:  THEY CALLED HER "BEAUTIFUL" IT WAS A LAZY WAY TO DESCRIBE HER The image measures 8 x 8.5  and is printed onto paper that is 8.5 x 11. Printed on matte premium photo paper with...
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Self Cleaning Brushes Print

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This is an original unframed print of my original artwork. It reads: OH BRUSHES, IF ONLY YOU COULD LEARN TO CLEAN YOURSELF.  MUST I DO EVERYTHING AROUND HERE? The image measures 8 x 10  and is printed onto paper that is 8.5 x 11. Printed on...
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Rabid Social Conscience Print

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This is an unframed print of my original artwork. It reads:  SHE DIDN'T HAVE MANY FRIENDS IN HER SMALL TOWN BUT SHE WAS LOVED ON THE INTERNET FOR HER RABID SOCIAL CONSCIENCE The image measures 8 x 8  and is printed onto paper that is 8.5 x...
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Quick View Middle Age is Not as Glamorous Print

Middle Age is Not as Glamorous Print

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This is an unframed print of my original artwork. It reads:MIDDLE AGE IS NOT A GLAMOROUS AS THE FEMINISTS SAID IT WOULD BEThe image measures 8 x 8 and is printed onto paper that is 8.5 x 11 with a nice border which can be trimmed to 8 x 10 or 8 x 8...
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Clowns Ruin Everything Print

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This is an unframed print of my original artwork. It reads: CLOWNS RUIN EVERYTHING The image measures 8 x 10 and is printed onto paper that is 8.5 x 11. Ships unframed. Printed on matte premium photo paper with archival ink. Each print comes packaged...
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Wake Up Print

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Wake Up Print. The kick in the rear everyone needs to get their day started This is an unframed print of my original artwork. It reads: WAKE UP YOU NEED TO MAKE MONEY The image measures 8 x 8  and is printed onto paper that is 8.5 x 11. Printed...
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Small Talk Print

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This is an unframed print of my original artwork. It reads: SHE LOATHED SMALL TALK IT WAS ALL SMALL TALK The image measures 8 x 8 and is printed onto paper that is 8.5 x 11. Printed on matte premium photo paper with archival inks. Ships unframed...
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Faith in Mankind Print

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Mankind Are Kind Men Print  This is a print of an original painting that I did on a basswood panel with acrylic paints. It reads: HER FAITH IN MANKIND WAS RESTORED BY HER GAY MALE FRIENDS WHO VALUED KINDNESS The image measures 7.5...
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Creativity Rainbow Print

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This is an unframed print of my original art work. It reads: WHEN THEY ASK ME HOW DID YOU GET TO BE SO CREATIVE I TELL THEM IT IS BECAUSE I ATE PASTE AS A CHILD. True Story. I remember the teacher used to dispense it on a brown paper towel with a small...
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Smarty Pants Mug

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Smarty Pants mug. Great gift for a teacher, graduate, or nerdy intellectual. Features text on the front and a brain image kiln fired onto a lead free interior glazed a soft grey....like matter. Created from stoneware in my New Jersey studio. Measures 4 x...
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Cat Eyeglass Tray - You're Spectacular

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This is a handmade ceramic eyeglass tray featuring a vintage cats eye glass design and the text "You're Spectacular."  This tray measures 6 x 4 and was created from stoneware clay, kiln fired.  Makes an excellent gift for a reader, teacher, or...
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The Cat Has Been Fed Mug

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This funny cat mug makes a great gift for any cat lover. It reads: The Cat has Been Fed, Don't Listen to its Bullshit. Fellow cat owners who have the type of kitty who is constantly hanging out by the bowl telling "tails" will totally relate with the...
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Quick View I Knit So I Don't Choke People Mug

I Knit So I Don't Choke People Mug

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Crafters always need something to do with their hands. Discourage them being placed around the necks of annoying people with this funny mug. It reads: I knit so i don't choke people. Save a life...send yarn. The interior is sunshine yellow- much like the...
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Quick View I Knit So Don't Choke People Yarn Bowl

I Knit So Don't Choke People Yarn Bowl

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Handmade ceramic yarn bowl is a great gift for a knitter. Reads: I knit so I don't choke people. Save a life..send yarn. Some warm and fuzzy anger management for the person who wields those sharp needles.  Handmade in my New Jersey studio. Glazed a...
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Dog Hair Spoon Rest

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  Handmade ceramic spoon rest reads; Everything Tastes Better with Dog Hair in it, a sentiment that every dog owner knows to be true because it means it was seasoned with love! Great gift for a dog mom or dad, dog lover, pet owner. Handmade ceramic...
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Cat Hair Spoon Rest

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Handmade ceramic spoon rest reads; Everything Tastes Better with Cat Hair in it, a sentiment that every cat owner knows to be true because it means seasoned with love! Great gift for a cat mom, cat lover, pet owner. Handmade ceramic spoon rest that I...
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Ex-STIR-Minate - Doctor Who Spoon Rest

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Ceramic spoon rest is a fan art tribute to Doctor Who and features a parody of the dalek with the text EX-STIR-MINATE. Handmade ceramic spoon rest that I have created from stoneware clay kiln fired three times to over 1900 degrees.This spoon rest is safe...
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Mature Spoon Rest - I F'n Hate cooking

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All spoon rests ship with individual gift boxes. Ceramic spoon rest reads "I fucking hate cooking." Based on my real life preferences, which start with eating out, followed by ordering in. This is the perfect gift for anyone who is like me and just wants...
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Retro Mom Cooking Spoon Rest

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Ceramic spoon rest, I hate to cook, gift for mom, home and living, pottery and ceramics, gifts under 20, funny gift for her. Add a little snark to the kitchen! Retro Mom muses: "i hate it when I'm waiting for my mom to cook dinner and then I remember I'm...
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Mr. T Porcelain Teapot

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Have some tea fool! Teapot only. Back reads: HAVE SOME TEA FOOL. This teapot is created from porcelain clay, kiln fired to over 1900 degrees. All lead free, non toxic, eco-friendly materials were used. This teapot was made to serve and brew tea- please...
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Breaking Bad Let's Cook Spoon Rest

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Breaking bad spoon rest Let's cook. Respect chemistry and your counter tops with this handmade spoon rest. This is a one of a kind handmade ceramic spoon rest that I have created from stoneware clay kiln fired three times to over 1900 degrees. THis spoon...
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Mr. T Tea Mug

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Mr. T Mr. Tea Mug in bone china with a black interior. This is a handmade tea mug featuring the image of my favorite A Team cast member: Mr. T! Because I pity the fool that doesn't love tea! This mug Read MR. TEA in bold letters on the front, and HAVE...
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