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Small Talk Print

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This is an unframed print of my original artwork. It reads: SHE LOATHED SMALL TALK IT WAS ALL SMALL TALK The image measures 8 x 8 and is printed onto paper that is 8.5 x 11. Printed on matte premium photo paper with archival inks. Ships unframed...
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Faith in Mankind Print

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Mankind Are Kind Men Print  This is a print of an original painting that I did on a basswood panel with acrylic paints. It reads: HER FAITH IN MANKIND WAS RESTORED BY HER GAY MALE FRIENDS WHO VALUED KINDNESS The image measures 7.5...
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Creativity Rainbow Print

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This is an unframed print of my original art work. It reads: WHEN THEY ASK ME HOW DID YOU GET TO BE SO CREATIVE I TELL THEM IT IS BECAUSE I ATE PASTE AS A CHILD. True Story. I remember the teacher used to dispense it on a brown paper towel with a small...
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Brazen Hussy Mug

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Brazen Hussy mug. Oxford dictionary defines Hussy as: "An impudent or immoral girl or woman." BE BOLD AND WITHOUT SHAME! Take the words that create a narrow POV of our sexuality and make them our own! Back features a kiss mark. Handmade stoneware mug is...
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Phone Wallet Key Plate

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This is a dish featuring the words PHONE? WALLET? KEYS? This plate measures 8 x 5.25 inches -- great funny gift, perfect for a desk or dresser: you'll never lose your stuff again! A great gift for a forgetful person....ummm what was I saying again? Also...
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Smarty Pants Mug

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Smarty Pants mug. Great gift for a teacher, graduate, or nerdy intellectual. Features text on the front and a brain image kiln fired onto a lead free interior glazed a soft grey....like matter. Created from stoneware in my New Jersey studio. Measures 4 x...
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Grateful Dead Salt and Pepper Shakers

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Grateful Dead salt and pepper shakers featuring a dancing bear and steal your face design.  Great gift for a Grateful Dead or Jerry Garcia fan-- add a little dead to the table! Created in my New Jersey studio from cast stoneware. Each shaker...
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Cat Eyeglass Tray - You're Spectacular

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This is a handmade ceramic eyeglass tray featuring a vintage cats eye glass design and the text "You're Spectacular."  This tray measures 6 x 4 and was created from stoneware clay, kiln fired.  Makes an excellent gift for a reader, teacher, or...
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Crap That Was In My Pocket Key Plate

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This handmade ceramic key plate or change dish reads: Crap that was in my pocket. This modern catchall will add a humorous touch to any dresser or entryway- great place to put your keys, spare change, glasses, phone, and general "stuff" that accumulates...
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Hand Heart Salt and Pepper Set

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This Salt and Pepper set features two hands making a heart. A great gift for someone you love and an affordable bridal shower gift or housewarming gift. Created in my New Jersey studio from cast stoneware. Each shaker measures 2.5 inches high x 1 x 2...
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The Cat Has Been Fed Mug

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This funny cat mug makes a great gift for any cat lover. It reads: The Cat has Been Fed, Don't Listen to its Bullshit. Fellow cat owners who have the type of kitty who is constantly hanging out by the bowl telling "tails" will totally relate with the...
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Suck It Up Buttercup Travel Eco Mug

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NEW DESIGN - This hand painted travel mug reads SUCK IT UP BUTTERCUP and provides the proverbial kick in the pants you need to get to work and back on that hamster wheel darn it. If you know someone who is going through a tough time--a job loss, has to...
Quick View Mature Salt and Pepper Shakers - I F'n Hate Cooking

Mature Salt and Pepper Shakers - I F'n Hate Cooking

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Funny Salt and Pepper set reads I Fucking Hate cooking. Based on my real life preferences, which start with eating out, followed by ordering in. This is the perfect gift for anyone who is like me and just wants someone else to take care of dinner.  ...
Quick View Storm Trooper Salt and Pepper Shakers

Storm Trooper Salt and Pepper Shakers

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Star Wars Parody Salt and Pepper Shakers reads: "These are not the droids you're cooking for" The perfect solution if you are disturbed by the lack of flavor in your food!  Created in my New Jersey studio from cast stoneware. Each shaker measures 2...
Quick View Shake Rattle and Roll Salt and Pepper Set

Shake Rattle and Roll Salt and Pepper Set

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This parody salt and pepper set will add a little mock and droll to any meal! One shaker reads: SHAKE, and the other reads RATTLE AND ROLL. Great housewarming gift or gift for a music lover. Created in my New Jersey studio from cast stoneware. Each...
Quick View Shake Your Booty Salt and Pepper Set

Shake Your Booty Salt and Pepper Set

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Have a disco ball at your next meal by adding in this parody of the 70s disco hit by K.C. and the Sunshine Band. One shaker reads: SHAKE, SHAKE, SHAKE and the other reads SHAKE YOUR BOOTY. (or on your foody!) Great housewarming gift or gift for a music...
Quick View Twist and Salt - Salt and Pepper Set

Twist and Salt - Salt and Pepper Set

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Beatles parody salt and pepper shakers read SHAKE IT UP BABY and TWIST AND SALT.  My tribute to the beloved four lovable lads from Liverpool.  Add some spice to any meal with this handmade set, created in my New Jersey studio from cast...
Quick View I Knit So I Don't Choke People Mug

I Knit So I Don't Choke People Mug

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Crafters always need something to do with their hands. Discourage them being placed around the necks of annoying people with this funny mug. It reads: I knit so i don't choke people. Save a life...send yarn. The interior is sunshine yellow- much like the...
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Yarnaholic Travel Eco Mug

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This large ceramic travel mug makes a great gift for anyone who knits or crochets and can never have enough yarn! It reads: I'm a Yarnaholic on the road to recovery. Just Kidding. I'm on the road to the yarn store. Take your coffee or tea with you when...
Quick View I Knit So Don't Choke People Yarn Bowl

I Knit So Don't Choke People Yarn Bowl

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Handmade ceramic yarn bowl is a great gift for a knitter. Reads: I knit so I don't choke people. Save a life..send yarn. Some warm and fuzzy anger management for the person who wields those sharp needles.  Handmade in my New Jersey studio. Glazed a...
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Tattoo Yarn Bowl, Knitting

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Handmade ceramic yarn bowl with two hands with tattoos that read KNIT and PURL is a great gift for a knitter. This bowl will knock them out- it is hands down the best gift for someone who gets knit done. Created in my New Jersey studio from stoneware...
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